LOS ANGELES – LIVING – Heading into Valentine’s Day, choosing that perfect gift for your special person is often a challenge. After all there are only so many boxes of chocolates, or bunches of roses. So, should you look at other cute alternatives?
Maybe, but the key is choosing something special not silly.
Stupid.com asks, “Who needs chocolates and flowers this Valentine’s Day?”
For true romantics looking for big laughs, online novelty superstore Stupid.com complied a list of the 10 Most Stupid Valentine’s Day Gifts of 2016″
Here are the 10 Most Stupid Valentine’s Day Gifts from Stupid.com:
Dirty Valentine Hearts
Romantic phrases like ‘Cute Butt,’ ‘Bend Over,’ and ‘Do Me’ put a risqué spin on this traditional candy conversational treat.
Bacon Massage Oil
Let the smoky aroma of bacon fill the air with this bottle of silky oil that stinks of a meat lover’s paradise.
Weener Kleener Soap
Keep any man’s downstairs junk clean with this tiny ring shaped soap with a hole in it, that conveniently washes where the sun does not shine.
Gummy Heart
Giving someone your heart has never tasted so chewy, with this lifelike mold of a human heart made of pure edible gummy goodness.
Small Pecker Condoms
Want to make that ex-boyfriend squirm? These tiny condoms are the perfect prank for getting a big laugh from that tiny manhood.
Understand Men Breath Spray
Men – who gets them? After a few sprays from this tiny bottle of instant-guy knowledge, anyone can be an expert.
His & Hers Bottle Opener
Shaped like a woman with a nice rack, and a man with some large junk, these openers are great for cracking a romantic brew.
Wash Away Your Sins Soap
This liquid soap promises to wash away that morning guilt after any sinful Valentine’s Day roll in the hay.
Tipsy Wine Glasses
A two glass set feature a twisted, curing stem, making them the perfect explanation for why any drinker is so tipsy!
Sex Smarts Game
Put your partner’s sexual IQ to the test, and see if they’re worth putting a ring on it with this colorful 1000-question card game.